Greatest Dad In The Universe

Life is like a seesaw, it has its ups and its downs.

Say hello to the Plow King. Don't worry, Eluna. There's nothing wrong with a little healthy competition.

You must be Santa's Little Helper.

Working hard and hardly working.

Eluna started making friends with boys, so it was time to have a talk.

Martial arts training, lesson #3 : there's no such thing as a fair fight.

Martial arts training, lesson #2 : don't lose your footing.

Martial arts training, lesson #1 : always keep your guard up.

How many toddlers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hopefully just one.

Do a backflip!

What do you mean, not enough balls?

No, the heart, Eluna! THE HEART!

I know you can't read, but just follow the pictures in the book. It'll be fine.

AAAAAAH! GOD, NO! NOT AGAIN!

Now just gotta finish wrapping these last two presents and we're all done.

Hmm, this book says that all Fungi are edible. Some only once apparently.

And lastly we summon Cthulhu, to lead our armies.

Luckily, dad left the toilet seat down.

Someone's happy with her new bike.

Oh great! Now I'm gonna have to give her mine.