Greatest Dad In The Universe

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice.

Safety glasses are overrated. Safety squint is all you need!

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.

Remember the words of Evel Knievel : "You're never a failure as long as you try to get back up."

Eluna's ninja training finally started. Deflecting shuriken. She did very well on her first try! Proud dad. <3

Make sure to close the bag after catching it, Eluna!

Say hello to the Plow King. Don't worry, Eluna. There's nothing wrong with a little healthy competition.

How many toddlers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hopefully just one.

Do a backflip!

What do you mean, not enough balls?

If I choose you over sleep, you must be pretty special to me.

Eluna's first driving lesson. Never too young to start.

Teaching Eluna about hunter traps.

What hurts today makes you stronger tomorrow.

Wake me up when dinner's ready!

Mommy will be so surprised that I sharpened her knives for Mother's Day.

Hey Eluna, where's my hammer?

Of course this is perfectly safe; we've got snow tires!

Posing for a picture in mommy's hometown.

It's so nice when they can start helping out around the house.